Gawd how'd I end up here again

The great Twitter migration eh?

Originally posted by theblogofaveryoddfellow

vampsprite:

dunmertitty:

saint-batrick:

homunculus-argument:

Your 20s are for looking back to your childhood and thinking “huh, that sure was fucked up, they shouldn’t have done that to me.”

Your 30s are for looking back to your 20s and thinking “huh, that sure was fucked up, I shouldn’t have done that to myself.”

y'all aren’t gonna believe what your 40s are for.

transgender sex?

transgender sex.

kristina100000:

starjasmines:

kristina100000:

the only thing you should care about is getting stronger arms and a stronger back nothing else matters

women matter.

sorry

bpdpeepo:

Literally no one:

My body dysmorphia: lol u look like this

i have an idea for a meme hold on let me make it

copperplatescript:

just-some-commonbitch:

nickalicious:

wispandwhispers:

phantomrose17:

dailyhangover:

march is now in three days time i can’t do this shit

march is in what

march is t o m o r r o w

splendiferous-soup:

xompeii:

lycanthology:

john who went to an urgent care because hes had a bad cough for a couple weeks: whats wrong

the doc that just got his xray back: you… uh…. two of your ribs…. theyre uh. not there…?

john: oh yeah

the doc:

john: its on purpose.

Doctor coming in to the Magnus archives to talk about this incident: what the fuck

Jon, taking his statement: I’m not quite sure if this is a breach of doctor patient confidentiality, but it feels like one.

Jon gets a statement from his doctor

(Hope my handwriting is legible! Sorry for the first few crunched panels)